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Lost in Space - S.O.S - Stories of Soul: Lost in Cyberspace - K.O.K - King of Karma
King of Karma
Paperback. CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform 2014-02-20.
ISBN 9781496018816
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Lost in Lost in Space S.O.S Stories of Soul By the King of Karma www.kingofkarma.co.uk I'm reading these words on Google, "In the depths of winter I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer", by Albert Camus and I think can I use this quote in this way, casually and perhaps less than cautiously, without getting busted for copyright. It's a chance I'm willing to take. About the Author: The Author of this book is a bit of a nob, but so are you. Having managed to successfully screw, and be screwed by, countless relationships over the years while unsuccessfully managing several tedious hairdressing ventures he has found himself on his arse time and time again. Moving forward into personal disasters repeatedly, usually quite unexpectedly, but always with certain relish, he is a bit of a wide-boy with a largely unfounded reputation for drink and other recreational substances. Old Kingy Thingy admits to many of his failings readily and all too often unexpectedly, which is called bragging; usually blowing any chance of getting the phone number he is after. Shafted by countless other nobs over the years for his misplaced kindness and simplistic belief in humanity, he bears the scars of such naïve' and superstitious nonsense with relative humility, but then he does have quite a few priceless mates, fond memories of a thousand wicked bands, more than a few liaisons with very beautiful women a shed-load of lot of really great sex. Having been thrown out of a Buzzcocks gig at the legendary Ritz, at fifty-five years of age for being too loved up, and arrested for smoking weed on the legendary Curry Mile some weeks later, he realised, because everything is about realisation, that it was time to document his waning years and his passive rage against the very right-wing, overtly ignorant, relatively humourless, floundering machine, and, as a recently dumped love accessory, at quite some cost, he is also hoping to impress any, or even many, single, errant, tolerant and attractive females out there with his erratic but possibly brilliant theories-come-claims on good and evil, life and death, spiritual awareness and quite impressive sexual techniques. Having had as many jobs over the years as women, the Author realised everyone's need for therapy early but he was personally unable to afford it so he read many books on this condition, the human condition. Unsurprisingly, it was the one of the many weird and wonderful things he seemed to make sense of and as a very well-studied but pretty discreet theologian, occasional full-on and successful womaniser and impossible and controversial full time philosopher, this unrecognised intellect intends to sort out all religious confusion, folks terrible and primitive xenophobia, the suffering of all humanity and total peace on earth at a stroke, as he has got it sorted. Yup, it's true. Even a nob like Mark can work it out. Why can't you? Born into a pretty strange family and left to roam wild on the streets as a kid, Mark ended up in court at fourteen years of age on as many charges which as any good child councillor will tell you, was not entirely his own fault. Having escaped borstal by the skin of his teeth he was coerced, by a drunk, erratic Mother, into a posh private school commandeered by a drunk, erratic head. All hell broke loose. At fifteen, after several brutal canings from an obvious alcoholic, for nothing more than his errant creativity, setting off fire extinguishers and overt rebellion against boaters, which are really stupid hats that get you publicly persecuted quite a lot, Mark was expelled. Choosing hairdressing as a career was a stupid choice but one that got him laid a lot. It also kept him in work and gave him some insight into the human psyche, which scared the shit out of him. Read more @ www.kingofkarma.co.uk
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